Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
i said that
this is the legacy that i leave behind
making jokes about my sexuality
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
Brb reevaluating my life.
If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life
people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.
the last comment just hurts so bad
Corgi Compilation - You are welcome
STOP KILLING ME WITH CUTENESS. ASDFGHJKL
Anonymous asked:Merry Christmas. I'm just going to continue saying that until it's actually Christmas. What's your favorite part of Christmas? -Secret Santa.
My favourite part of Christmas is the fact my birthday is two days before and I get 2 lots of presents within a week :3
Anonymous asked:Not on askfm! Alex told Hannah you told her Luke and Elsiha
I quote “askfm about our baby again and see what happens…” And I didn’t tell them, they overheard Hannah and lei talking about it.
I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
Anonymous asked:Your a headfuck! Hannah knows that! Askfm me again about baby and see what happens
If anyone’s the headfuck, its you lot.
Anonymous asked:Go on, ignore me bitch!
I’ve got better things to do with my time like uni so give up
Anonymous asked:Why did you tell everyone Hannah lost our baby!? Fucking mong!
I would never fucking say that, and how do you even know its me? I haven’t been on ask fm for months…
Anonymous asked:Bitch about me on Lukes status? Pathetic cunt :-)
And what? What the fuck are YOU going to do about it?